Ann’s Silly Stuff

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re No. 1 in the No. 2 business”.

Sign over a gynaecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

At a proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.”

On a Plumbers truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

On a Plumbers truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”

On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”

In a restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry? Come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”